sofapizza: OH GOD IT BURNS
my tumblr relationships
- me: omfg ily i swear we're like long lost twins or something your blog is my life
- me: also what is your name
idk its hard to tell it looks perfectly fine to me
gee that’s a hard one hmm…
im pissing my pants and crying omfG
Everything looks fine…What are they talking about?
does anyone else see the sketchy j hutch head in the back
(Source: onedirection-infection-positive, via niallw-h-o-r-e-an)
- me: *blink*
- parents: OH MY GOD YOU NEED AN EXTREME ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT I'M THE PARENT YOU'RE THE CHILD THAT'S HOW THIS WORKS I DONT KNOW WHO YOU THINK YOU ARE BUT YOU ARE COMPLETELY OUT OF CONTROL DO YOU LIKE HAVING NICE THINGS DO YOU LIKE HAVING A ROOF OVER YOUR HEAD THEN START APPRECIATING IT AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM WASH THE WINDOWS LICK THE DIRT OFF THE KITCHEN FLOOR DO I LOOK LIKE YOUR MAID NO
(via howdoesitfuckingfeel)
(Source: snowyharlotsoilmother, via mr-derp-herpin)
(via niknak79)
